❝ "You have got to be kidding me" by Diamondmask
PLOT: Arthur Pendragon, son of the famous and wealthy Uther, finds himself in the wilds of Donegal due to an awkward professor and a lot of goofing off in university. Stuck in the backend of nowhere, (as he calls it) Arthur finds himself looking at life in a different way. Especially when it wears rubber and looks like Merlin. A tale of friendship, a possibly sentient car, cake, and cock-blocking donkeys. (Actually only one donkey) (And a scout troop) (And a microwave). With a bit of angst and some trauma.
RATING: NC-17 (Arthur/Merlin, modernAU)
#words count: 145k
As he settled down to sleep on a mattress that was far too lumpy to be comfortable, Arthur, stared at the ceiling, with it’s very dubious stains and close proximity which made sitting up in bed an impossibility and reflected on the day . It had been just about twelve hours since he arrived at Doonshee. It could have been a life time.
You have got to be kidding me