❝ "You Are Something (I’m Good At)" by tourdefierce
PLOT: Modern (American) AU: Arthur’s fairly sure he’s in love with Merlin (who has a no underwear rule on the sofa), Morgana yells a lot (but it’s because she loves a lot) and everyone gets a happy ending.
RATING: NC-17 (Arthur/Merlin, modern!AU)
#word counts: 6K
This was not good. Not good at all. He was supposed to be at work! He’d left before Arthur, failing to be anything but obnoxiously loud at 4am while he dressed and rushed out to make it to the coffee shop before 5am. He was supposed to be at work this morning, so what was he doing home when the maids arrived?
“Yes. Now, would you like to explain to me why you have a kept twink in your apartment?”
Arthur bristles. “He’s not a twink, nor is he—this is absolutely none of your business,” he settles on. And it isn’t.
You Are Something (I’m Good At)